Addiction

[Schatten Der Nacht]

Okay. You say something you are addicted to, and the person below you makes a cure, and makes their own addiction. It can be funny, serious, crazy, or whatever else you people do.



Example:

I say: I'm addicted to cats

You say: Then stab yourself

I'm addicted to women



And so on and so forth.




I'm addicted to fuzzy objects

 

[Nazo]

Die.

I'm addicting to cabbage. (Idk.)

 

[Reasonable Addition]

*Puts worms in your cabbage, and the repulsion causes addiction curing psychological trauma.*

I'm addicted to Skittles.

 

[Lanza]

I extract a bag of Skittles from my bowels and the image remains in your memory forever, making you have a dislike for them.

I'm addicted to transvestite prostitutes with multiple sexually transmitted diseases.

 

[Schatten Der Nacht]

You get a disease and die.



I'm addicted to your mother.

 

[Rainbow Deluxe]

She leaves you for a mexican. Oh wait. >>

I'm addicted to Nazo and Riddles.

 

[Schatten Der Nacht]

There is nothing that will cure that.




I'm addicted to Kat >>

 

[Carlo Marx]

She rejects the hell out of you.

I'm addicted to the Intrawebz(True story, I even had withdrawal once).

 

[Schatten Der Nacht]

WE slowly take you off of it with a twelve step program, and ease you off of it with a closed network, then no computer. 90% successful!



I'm addicted to cigarettes.

 

[Carlo Marx]

Dip then in liquid PCP, what a trip you will have.


Im addicted to Cigs as well.

 

[Schatten Der Nacht]

Fill it with chloride. That should help.




I'm addicted to drums.

 

[Carlo Marx]

Land mines, need I say more???

Im addicted to killing RIddley in different ways in this thread.

 

[Lanza]

A fucking sniper picks you off at the head. You're cured.

I'm addicted to you, heart breaaaakkerrrrr.

 

[Nazo]

Soon you will be addicted to his cock... in your anal cavity.

I'm addicted to hentai. >.>

 

[Schatten Der Nacht]

Who isn't?



I like women.

 

[Rainbow Deluxe]

I don't want that addiction to be fixed.

I'm addicted to Dane Cook.

 

[Schatten Der Nacht]

I shoot Dane Cook and ban all of his work.






I am addicted to stabbing puppies

 

[Rainbow Deluxe]

I WILL DEFINITELY MAKE SURE YOU GO TO THERAPY FOR THAT! AND AND. Have a puppy stab you to see how you feel! D<

I'm addicted to 90s music.

 

[The Liztress]

I make you listen to only 80's music until you go crazy and stab Ridley.


I'm addicted to peppermints... (It's true also.)

 

[Darth Arkas]

I'll feed you my gf's peppermint bark until you can't take it anymoar and have to go hide in the bathroom.

I'm addicted to.......... watching Johnny Depp slit people.